peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via fluerly)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

arandomwhitedude:

Take ur girl to some artsy shit then fuck her out of the dress when yall get home

(Source: adampacmanjones, via sw0rdle)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via greetings)

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